Take the Sweaters Off Your Teeth...

I hate the feeling of mung mouth. It's gross - like your teeth need a dunk in something strong.

Then I found Listerine.

Listerine as described by Wikipedia:

First formulated by Dr. Joseph Lawrence and Jordan Wheat Lambert^[2] in 1879 as a surgical antiseptic, it was given to dentists for oral care in 1895 and it was the first over-the-counter mouthwash sold in the United States in 1914. The mouthwash was named in honor of Dr. Joseph Lister, a pioneer of antiseptic surgery. 

LIsterine burns my mouth like a hot sauce. It feels like it's doing something. It tastes like antiseptic. Don't bother with mint. Go with the original flavor. Burn baby burn...