Privacy Policy

This is the privacy policy:

"If you wear a disguise, we probably won't recognize you. Otherwise, we probably will. We won't talk about you behind your back... at least not with people outside the company."

If you have trouble recognizing sarcasm. This page is likely perplexing you.

Sorry to throw you off. This page is a joke. The lawyer hasn't written anything yet. When she does. We'll put something up.